BTC CRACKED
- ACTION:
- APPLIED MORE GLUE.
- STATUS:
- RESOLVED
RESOLVED
⚠ SYSTEM MAINTENANCE IN PROGRESSKEEPING
KEEPING
EVERYTHING
TOGETHER.
The market is falling apart.
Good thing we have glue.
THIS LOOKS BAD.DO NOT TOUCH ↓
₿BTC
SOL
LIQUIDITY●
INTERNET
MEMES
MARKET
MONEY
𝕏
“I'M DOING MY BEST.”STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY2%
GLUE100%
GLUE STRESS94%
WE'RE FINE.
HIGHLY SENSITIVE STRUCTURAL CONTROLDON'T TOUCH
DON'T TOUCH
THE GLUE.
↑ this is a terrible idea
LIVE SYSTEM MAP / DO NOT PANIC
WHAT IS THE GLUE HOLDING?
GLUE
BTCCRACKED
SOLWOBBLING
MARKETDETACHED
LIQUIDITYLEAKING
MEMESUNSTABLE
INTERNETSOMEHOW WORKING
MONEYMISSING
XSCREAMING
← load-bearing memeWITHOUT GLUE:EVERYTHING FALLS APART.
VERY SCIENTIFIC READINGS
HOW MUCH GLUE DO WE HAVE?
GLUE SUPPLY100%
MARKET STABILITY18%
STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY21%
GLUE STRESS97%
THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM. ← definitely a problem
OFFICIAL RECORDS (DO NOT AUDIT)
GLUE INCIDENTS
MARKET DETACHED
- ACTION:
- APPLIED MORE GLUE.
- STATUS:
- RESOLVED
RESOLVED
LIQUIDITY LEAK
- ACTION:
- APPLIED MORE GLUE.
- STATUS:
- MOSTLY RESOLVED
MOSTLY RESOLVED
EVERYTHING FELL APART
- ACTION:
- APPLIED MORE GLUE.
- STATUS:
- STILL HOLDING
STILL HOLDING
PLEASE READ / SERIOUSLY
GLUE RULES
- 01DON'T TOUCH THE GLUE.
- 02DON'T REMOVE THE GLUE.
- 03DON'T ASK WHAT'S UNDER THE GLUE.
- 04IF IT BREAKS, ADD MORE GLUE.
- 05THE GLUE IS HOLDING.
many moods.
one job.
one job.
THE ENTIRE
FINANCIAL
SYSTEM
GLUE LEVELFINANCIAL
SYSTEM
CRITICAL.
UNVERIFIED LORE
THE GLUE STORY
Nobody knows who built the structure.
Nobody knows why it keeps breaking.
Nobody knows why the glue works.
We only know one thing:
THE GLUE IS HOLDING.